i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
what happens when a mailman loses a letter?
he becomes a mailma rofl
*Throws tomatoes at you*
what’s the opposite of tomatoes?
tomafingers lmfao
get off the stage
what do you call a really old stage?
stAGED !!!!!!!!!

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog
i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it
lmfao you can’t not reblog this
OMFG ITS TRANSPARENT 5EVER REBLOG
omfg i watched this about 2 minutes
Best one!

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA*winks back*
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
